Cold Enough For You? (People in New England)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by StoneGiant, Jan 18, 2004.

  1. StoneGiant


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    May 31, 2003
    Derry, NH
    People in New England

    60 F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.

    50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.

    40 F: Italian & French cars won’t start. People in New England drive with the windows down.

    32 F: Distilled water freezes. Maine’s Moosehead Lake’s water gets thicker.

    20 F: Floridians don fur coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.

    15 F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.

    0 F: All the people in Miami die... New Englanders close the windows.

    10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.

    25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their winter coats.

    40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.

    100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can’t start their “kahs”.

    460 below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New England start saying...”Cold ‘nuff for ya?”

    500 below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series.
  2. 218

    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    Jun 17, 2003
    Metro-Boston, Massachusetts
    lol, Amen brother!