Coffee Prayer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 5, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.

    It maketh me to wake in green pastures: it leadeth me beyond the
    sleeping masses.

    It restoreth my buzz: it leadeth me in the paths of consciousness
    for its name's sake.

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
    I will fear no Equal(tm): for thou art with me; thy cream and thy
    sugar they comfort me.

    Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez:
    thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.

    Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my
    life: and I will dwell in the House of Starbucks forever.