coaches retreat

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  1. Nowhere Man

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    A coaches retreat (whatever that is)... The high school coaches in
    Boise, Idaho went to a coaches'
    retreat. To save money they had to room together. No one wanted to room
    with Coach Daryl because he snored so bad. They decide it's not fair
    to make one of them stay with him the whole time,so they vote to take
    turns.
    The first coach sleeps with Daryl and comes to breakfast next morning
    with his hair a mess, eyes all bloodshot. They say, "Man, what
    happened to you?"
    He said, "Man, that Daryl snored so loud, I watched him all night."
    The next night it was a different coach's turn. In the morning,
    same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They say,
    "an, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl
    shakes the roof. I watched him all night." The third night was
    Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football
    Next morning , he comes to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
    "Good morning."
    They can't believe it! They say, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well,
    we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him
    good night. He watched me all night."