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Clothing store

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 27, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man saw a sign in a clothing store that said, "We sell everything!"

    The guy walked up to the clerk and asked her for some glass pants.

    The woman replied, "Sorry sir we don't sell those."

    The man argued that the sign stated that the store sold everything.

    The woman remarked that glass pants did not even exist.

    The man went to his home, and came back to the store wearing a pair of
    glass pants. The man said triumphantly, "See, I told you that they
    existed!"

    The woman said, "At first I thought you were crazy.....but now I see
    you're nuts!"
     
  2. Road Dog

    Road Dog Senior Member Millennium Member

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