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Close shave

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 6, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.

    "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

    The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech "And what if I swallow it?"

    "No problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"
     
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