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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by KY_Glock, Jul 14, 2003.

  1. KY_Glock

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    Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter
    >at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
    >
    >She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
    >
    >St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
    >Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
    >
    >"Oh," said Hillar y, "whose clock is that?"
    >
    >"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
    >never told a lie."
    >
    >
    >"Incredible," said Hillary. "And whose clock is that one?"
    >
    >St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
    >twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in
    >his entire life."
    >
    >"Where's Bill's clock?" asked Hillary.
    >
    >"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan
    >