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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 25, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A wife complains, "A wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."

    Her husband mumbled, "Clock always was slow."
     
  2. Timidor

    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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    I think the wife is supposed to be saying that a clock almost killed her mother, not her mother in law. Otherwise the man's wishing his own mother had died.

    Still a good joke though. ;f ;f ;f
     

  3. okie

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    Fixed the problem;f