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Clinton Q -n A's!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 10, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?
    A: The President after Bush.

    Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?
    A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the White House, the other is a chocolate Lab.

    Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?
    A: "Don't hit your head on the desk."

    Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President's day?
    A: All pants half off.
    Q: What was the first thing Monica saw in government?
    A: The Executive Branch.

    Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and soda pop machines have in common?
    A: They both have slots which say "Insert Bill" here."
     
  2. vafish

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    Let's do our best to make sure that Hillary Clinton isn't also known as the President after Bush.