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"Clinton Jokes"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Oct 20, 2002.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "Clinton Jokes"

    Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup" in honor of one of the nations most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

    Chrysler corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year.

    When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied "I don't know. I never had one"

    American indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he cant fly.

    Clinton lacked only three things to have become one of americas finest leaders -integrity, vision, and wisdom.

    Clinton was doing the work of three men -Larry, Curley, Moe

    Revised judical oath - I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know.

    Did you know, politicians and diapers have one thing in common...both should be changed regularly, and for the same reason................

    ;N
     
  2. lethal tupperwa

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    clinton's book of personal ethics.
     

  3. pesticidal

    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    I thought the biggest Clinton joke was from Jan. 1993-Jan. 2001...
     
  4. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Funny stuff guys;a
     
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    isnt the use of the words clinton and joke together a redundency?
     
  6. JBBooks

    JBBooks Little Big Man

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    Any thought of Clinton should be thought of in the context of
    "First Against the Wall".

    A 8 year National Disgrace.

    The History Channel should be doing Clinton and his hencemen
    instead of Adolph.

    Just my humble opinion.

    JBB
     
  7. matt3310

    matt3310 who me???

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    dodge drafter;f ;f ;f