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cletis and vern..

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Dogbite, Nov 10, 2002.

  1. Dogbite

    Dogbite DNT TREAD ON ME

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    Cletis and vern needed some gas, so they pulled into the gas station.There was a large sign that said"free sex".Cletis and vern saw the sign and went in to see about it.The manager says-yeah--free sex--but there is a catch.You have to guess the number im thinking about.vern says--7.cletis says--3.manager says--nope,the number was 9.Cletis and vern get their gas and leave-when they get back in the truck,cletis says to vern--i think that game is rigged.vern says-what makes you think that??cletis says--well my wife gets gas here every week,and she wins darn near every time!!! :)