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Cleaning Poem

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Apr 9, 2009.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    I asked the Lord to tell me
    Why my house is such a mess.
    He asked if I'd been 'computering',
    And I had to answer 'yes.'

    He told me to get off my fanny
    And tidy up the house.
    And so I started cleaning up...
    The smudges off my mouse.

    I wiped and shined the topside.
    That really did the trick....
    I was just admiring my work...
    I didn't mean to 'click.'

    But click, I did, and oops I found
    A real absorbing site.
    That I got SO way into.
    I was into it all night.

    Nothing's changed except my mouse
    It's very, very shiny.
    I guess my house will stay a mess....
    While I sit here on my hiney.

    Best Wishes for 2009