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Cleaned Up

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by G8TR FAN, Mar 31, 2006.

  1. G8TR FAN

    G8TR FAN

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    Cleaned Up

    A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

    The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"

    "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

    "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.

    "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."

    "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

    "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

    "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.

    "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.

    "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

    The homeless man was astounded.

    "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

    The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."
     
  2. MtnManNH

    MtnManNH A Simple Man

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