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Cleaan Put-Downs

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by MADISON, Mar 30, 2003.

  1. MADISON

    MADISON Millennium Member

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    Put-Down

    You grotesque ball of septic rubbish.
    You ugly mass of crusty goat carcasses.
    You ungodly tub of smelly sewage.
    You feeble-minded loaf of dirty zit cheese.
    You clueless bucket of rotten vulture gizzards.
    You demented mount of crumby hogwash.
    You bewildered bunch of musty navel lint.
    You outrageous stack of second-hand gutter mud.
    You deranged excuse for fly-covered leprosy scabs.
    You confused glob of imitation nasal hairs.
    You miserable bag of moth-eaten garbage.
    You detestable heap of puree elephant plaque.
    You annoying mountain of decaying slug slime.
    You shameless load of decomposed buzzard barf.
    You ignorant toilet full of freeze dried jock straps.
    You despicable barrel of soggy parrot droppings.
    You insane sack of petrified camel manure.
    You sleazy blob of seething chicken guts.
    You tiny brained pile of stinking underwear.
    You oblivious clump of clammy compost.
    You hopeless shovel full of dehydrated pig droppings.
    You god-awful cake of polluted rabbit raisins.
    You bungling bowl of lousy turkey puke.
     
  2. ateamer

    ateamer NRA4EVR

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  3. riddleofsteel

    riddleofsteel Pulpa est valeo

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    "Now go away or we will taunt you again."
     
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    okie GT Mayor

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    Jack T.

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    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    I thought you said clean? All those involved puke, sewage and crap.;i ;i
     
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    Aquanewt

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    Where was the one when you called the guy a Frenchman ?