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Classified Ads In Newspapers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, May 1, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.

    FREE PUPPIES: ½ COCKER SPANIEL ½ SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

    FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID DOG

    GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE

    FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT...BEEN OUT AWHILE. BETTER BE
    REWARD.

    1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer

    SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

    2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
    1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15

    COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

    NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY

    BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS".

    GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

    NICE PARACHUTE NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.

    ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

    OPEN HOUSE - BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE & DONUTS

    FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica
    45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed.
    Got married last weekend. Mate knows everything.