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"Classes for Women"

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  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Classes for women at the learning center for adults -

    registration must be completed by Oct 5th.


    Note: due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents,
    class size will be limited to 8 participants maximum.



    Class 1:

    How to Fill Up the Gas Tank in the Car

    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



    Class 2:

    The Shower:

    Does it Really Take Twenty Minutes to Warm the Water?

    Round Table Discussion.

    Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.



    Class 3:

    Fundamental Differences Between the Significant Other's Back and a
    Heating Pad:

    Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.



    Class 4:

    Snuggling:

    It's NOT All It's Cracked Up to Be

    Examples on Video.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM



    Class 5:

    Learning How to Fix Things:

    A Hammer Is Your Friend Open Forum.

    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.



    Class 6:

    Health Watch;

    Talking During Super Bowl/World Series/Stanley Cup/Auto Races Can Be
    Harmful to Your Health.

    Graphics and Audio Tapes.

    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



    Class 7:

    Real Women ask for Sex.

    Real Life Testimonials.

    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.



    Class 8:

    Is it genetically impossible to talk on the phone for less than 1.5
    hours?

    Phone Simulations.

    4 weeks, Saturdays noon, 2 hours.



    Class 9:

    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion:

    Making a decision in less than fourteen wardrobe changes.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



    Class 10:

    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy:

    Remembering Sports Statistics for Longer Than a Nanosecond.

    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.


    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.



    Class 11:

    The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used for Women.

    Live Demonstration.

    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.



    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to
    the survivors.


    :supergrin: