Cigarette smokers, please read. "Females especially"

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  1. DR. HOUSE

    DR. HOUSE Everybody Lies

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    Long story short, My girlfriend is going to try a cigarette tonight at the bar. She had one a long time aga and she hated the taste and what not. What would you reccomend for a female that dosnt like the taste of cigarette smoke?

    I have been told to get her the camel #9 methol.

    Any other suggestions?

    Yes we know its bad for your health and what not and we dont plan on picking the habbit up. This is the result of a bet.

    Thanks
     
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    lucky strike filterless and take a big inhale.
     

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    Marlboro reds. Seriously though, cloves if you can find one
     
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    Just roll some dog crap in tissue paper and call it good.
     
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  7. bearshoegun

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    I think the Cancer flavored ones are the best and while she is at it you can get her hooked on Smack, crack, crystal meth or if shes lucky, heroin!

    Seriously, how about not introducing her to cigs.
     
  8. Airborne Infantryman

    Airborne Infantryman Nuclear Trunk Monkey

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    That's just wrong, bro. I remember smoking "Miami's" in Iraq. ****ing horrible; felt like inhaling sulfuric acid vapors. :faint:
     
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    smokes are like guns once you start you cant stop, 41 and 2 heart attacks later still trying to quit.If you really love her dont let her do it!!!!
     
  10. deadday

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    You need to mail me a pack or two next time you go over...for old times sake... 75 cents + shipping should cover it, right?:supergrin:
     
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    :rofl: Seriously? Does anyone plan on intentionally getting addicted to smoking?
     
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    Get the worst tasting piece of crud available and make sure she never smokes again if you love her.
     
  13. Brian Lee

    Brian Lee Drop those nuts

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    I saw Marilyn Manson telling a story on TV about the first time he ever tried smoking butts. Apparently he was grown up before ever trying them. He was hanging out with Macaulay Culkin at the time, and M.C. bought M.M. a pack of Salem Light Menthols for his first smoking experience.

    Not that I'm a fan of either of these two sissy boys - I just figured they would be the experts on what a woman would want to smoke.
     
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    That's what I used to smoke!

    Heck! Remember when the packs went green? :supergrin:

    Speaking of green...when she turns green you'll be able to perform an accident reconstruction with what she had for dinner once it's on the floor.

    Get her a pack of these:

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    It should get the message across and it doesn't have her go to a cancer ward and see the hell these things bring on.
     
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    you know what sucks i just found out , culkins long time girfriend is mila kunus from that 70ties show !!!!! i about said what the hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    I doubt many crack addicts planned on getting addicted either...
     
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    I smoked for a couple of years. Thank God I never got addicted to them. Even when I smoked on a consistent basis, a pack would last me upwards of two weeks. I still enjoy one every once in a great while, and have no urges afterwards to smoke again. I am very lucky that I did not get hooked.

    If you love this person, let her know that you would prefer her NOT to smoke even one cig. I was going to say, "Don't let her do it," but then realized that making demands is not the best way to get somebody to not do something. :supergrin:
     
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    Instead of being a guidance counselor like most everyone else. To answer the OP, if you can find cloves that'd be the best "tasting". IMHO
     
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    Get her a cigar instead. Takes about 45 minutes to smoke and her hair and cloths will stink and she will have that after taste in her mouth in the morning that is hard to get rid. :supergrin: