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CIA interview

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by kentley, Dec 1, 2002.

  1. kentley

    kentley

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    The CIA needs to hire a new agent and lines up three applicants for interviews.

    The first applicant gets great marks on the interview and then says:" Your wife is in the other room. To get this job you'll have to take this gun, go in there and shoot her". The applicant says:"You're crazy. We just got married and I love the woman" and stormed out.

    The second applicant also has a great interview and to the request about shooting his wife says: "You're nuts. We've been married 15 years, have three lovely children and I love the woman" and stormed out.

    The third applicant also has a great interview and when asked to shoot his wife, pauses a bit, picks up the gun, goes into the room and closes the door. After a few seconds gunshots were heard and then nothing. And then the sound of furniture and lamps being tossed around. About a minute later, he walks out looking disheveled. The agent asked him what the hell went on in there and the applicant answered:" It turns out the gun was loaded with blanks so I had to beat her to death with a chair!"
     
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    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    ;2 kentley that was great!!!;i ;i ;i Eddie;a
     
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    blue-tonic Thats My Bush!

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