church songs

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bill Powell, Jul 18, 2004.

  1. Bill Powell

    Bill Powell Cross Member CLM

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    Mar 10, 2002
    dallas, tx
    The preacher was getting ready for a few hymns, when he was hit with an inspirational thought. He told the congregation that he had a wonderful idea. He would throw a word at them, and they would sing the first thing that came to mind. When he yelled CROSS, out came a rendition of OLD RUGGED CROSS. When he yelled ROCK, ROCK OF AGES sprang forth. He kept throwing out words, and they kept singing. He yelled out SEX, and there was silence, everyone was stuck, and then an eighty five year old woman in the back stood up and started belting out PRECIOUS MEMORIES.