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Church Changes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jul 30, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It worked. The front of the church always fills first now."

    The young priest nodded and the old one continued, "And you told me a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to the church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir. Now we are packed to the balcony."

    "Thank you, Father," answered the young priest, "I am pleased you are open to the new ideas of youth."

    "Well," said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional."

    "But, Father," protested the young priest. "My confessions have nearly DOUBLED since I began that!"

    "I know, son," replied the old man. "But that flashing neon sign, Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell, Can't stay on the church roof."
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Thats to funny;i ;i ;i ;i