Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Sep 29, 2003.

  1. scooterbear


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    Dec 6, 2002
    Summit, MS
    1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose
    fitting-clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothes, I
    wouldn't have signed up in the first place.

    2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping". Now I just
    "chunky dunk".

    3. The early bird still has to eat worms.

    4. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.

    5. Don't argue with an idiot: People watching may not be able to tell
    the difference.

    6. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
    simply press "Ctrl Alt Delete", and start all over?

    7. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you
    haven't fallen asleep yet.

    8. My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's
    what she said.

    9. Just remember..if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

    10. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they
    can in prison?

    11. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have
    started with something called labor!

    12. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

    13. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten
    Commandments cannot be
    displayed in a federal building?
  2. DWavs

    DWavs Moderator Moderator

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    Feb 10, 2000