Chuck Norris

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  1. securitysix

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    Why hasn’t someone asked Chuck to battle the virus? Is his phone number unlisted ? Worst case scenario it mutates to turn you into Chuck Norris or Christie Brinkley.
    Just my dry attempt at humor.
     
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  3. 6Actual

    6Actual Southern Backwater Mafia

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    Chuck Norris was exposed to CV19.
    The virus is now in quarantine for 14 days
     
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    I would volunteer to be quarantined with Christie!!
     
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    Trench Sweeper On the day of your birth death began stalking you

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    Looks good for her age
     
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    Definitely!
     
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    Trench Sweeper On the day of your birth death began stalking you

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    Not too many almost 70 year old women that I would like to tear the depend off of.
     
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