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Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by DepChief, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. DepChief

    DepChief Get Tous's Rope

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    When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he dosen't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
     
  2. DepChief

    DepChief Get Tous's Rope

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    When Chuck Norris jumps into water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
     

  3. DepChief

    DepChief Get Tous's Rope

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    Chuck Norris once shot down an airplane by pointing at it with his finger and saying "bang".
     
  4. DepChief

    DepChief Get Tous's Rope

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    The Boogyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris when he goes to bed.
     
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    Chuck Norris got into a staring contest with the sun ... and won.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there's no sign of life there.

    There's no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures that Chuck Norris lets live.

    Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.

    Chuck Norris got bit by a zombie and the zombie turned into Chuck Norris.

    There once was a street named Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name because anyone who crosses Chuck Norris dies.
     
  6. gruntmedik

    gruntmedik Honk Honk CLM

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    Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.
     
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    gruntmedik Honk Honk CLM

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    Hand Chuck Norris lemons, he gives you orange juice.
     
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    trcubed Senior Member

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    Y'all bought the book, too, huh?
     
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    DepChief Get Tous's Rope

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    The Great Wall of China was built to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
     
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    gruntmedik Honk Honk CLM

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    Someone once shot Chuck Norris with a 10mm.

    When Mr. Norris found out about it, he weren't happy.
     
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    HotRoderX Gen4 BETATester

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: I don't know why but there always funny.
     
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    I've heard many of 'em but my favorite is still:

    Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands.

    Now, they're just called "The Islands."
     
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    I used this today. Too funny.
     
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    Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
     
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    Chuck Norris once made love to Christie Brinkley....9 months later she gave birth to a Total Gym
     
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    Bullman Deranged Deputy

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    It was a mistake, really.........
     
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    Mrs. Tink Semper Fidelis

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    My favorite:

    Behind Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin. There is only another fist. :supergrin:
     
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    Chuck Norris was seen leaving Pakistan shortly after UBL's death.
     
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    bowbender7 Silly

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    *****
     
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    ravenkeeper98 NRA Benefactor

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    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

    When Chuck Norris was born, he gave the doctor a round house kick.
     
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