Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 4, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Da Ebonics Crimmus Pome

    Wuz de night befo' Crimmus
    'n all over d' hood
    Erey body wuz sleepin'
    an sleepin' reel good

    We hunged up our stockins'
    An hopeded like heck
    That ol' Sanna Claws
    Be a'bringin' dat check

    All o' de fambly
    wuz layin' in bed
    while Ripple 'n T'bird
    Roar thru' dey head

    I'se out on th' flo'
    right next to my maw
    when I heered such a fuss,
    thunk: it mus' be d' law!

    Lookeded out th' bars
    what covers my do'
    'spectin' the shurf
    with a paper. f'sho!

    'n what did I see?
    I says, "Lawd, look-a dat!"
    They'z a HUGE water'mellon
    Pulled by giant wharf rats

    Now, all o' dese yeers,
    Sanna Claws he be white
    But looks like us bros
    gits a black one tonight

    Faster'n a polees car,
    my home boy he came
    He whupped on dem wharf rats
    'n called 'em by name

    "On Leroy, on Lonzo,
    'n on Willie Lee
    On saphire, 'n Shaneekwa
    Dey wuz a sight to see

    He landed dat mellon
    out dere in th' street,
    I knew it was sho'
    the damndest thing I seen

    He didn't use no chimbly
    he picked the lock on my do'
    An i sez to myself,
    ****, he done THIS befo'

    He had dis big bag,
    full o' presents, I speck
    Wid Air Jordans 'n fake gold
    to hang roun' my neck.

    But he lef' no good presents
    Jus' stole all my crap
    Took my guns, 'n my drugs
    and my new burglar's kit

    Wid my stuff in th' bag,
    out d' winder he flew
    I wouldda tried to ketch 'im
    but he stoled my knife, too

    He jump on dat watermellon
    an whipped out a switch
    He was gone in a secont,
    dat sunuvagun

    Nex' year I be hopin'
    'Nutha Sanna we git
    cuz dis here Sanny Claws
    he ain' wurth a crap
  2. Dolomite

    Dolomite Glock Bhagwan

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    Jan 24, 2001
    What type of person thinks this kind of stuff is funny anyway? I'm just curious.