Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

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    Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

    SCHIZOPHRENIA:
    Do you Hear What I. Hear?

    MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    We Three Kings Disoriented Are

    DEMENTIA:
    I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

    NARCISSISTIC:
    Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    MANIC:
    Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
    Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants
    and . . .

    PARANOID:
    Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

    PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you
    Why.

    DEPRESSION:
    Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

    OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
    JingleBell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
    Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
    Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
    Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
    Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
    Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
    Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
    Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock . . .

    PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
    On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all
    away).

    BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
    Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire