Chinese Wedding Night

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    A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.
    Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their
    wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
    undresses in the darkness.

    He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring,"
    he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise
    you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.
    You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and
    worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

    A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
    request. She eventually shyly whispers back, " I want to try someting I
    have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."

    More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone
    he asks her... "You want... Garlic Chicken with collifrowa?"