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Chineese newlyweds

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by G8TR FAN, Feb 13, 2006.

  1. G8TR FAN

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    A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

    "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

    A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want... numba 69!" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori?
     
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    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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    Norman Non nobis CLM

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    ~rf ~rf ~rf ~rf ~rf ~rf ~rf ~rf


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    ^b ^b ^b ^b ^b ^b ^b ^b ^b ^b ^b
     
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  6. G8TR FAN

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    I am glad you guys liked the jokes, I will try to post a couple a week,,, God knows I know a million of them,,,Its the remembering part thats tough.:)
     
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    Norman Non nobis CLM

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    Still laughing.
     
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    That's FRIED RICE...YOU PLICK!
     
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