Children Writing About The Sea

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    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL

    1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
    (Kelly age 6)

    2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

    3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't
    have sea all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)

    4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
    Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

    5) A dolphin breaths through an ahole on the top of its
    head. (Billy age 8)

    6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with
    crabs. (Millie age 6)

    7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to
    cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the
    sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said
    they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

    8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny
    tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

    9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is
    always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my
    Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think
    what to write. (Amy age 6)

    10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric
    eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under
    the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into
    chargers. (Christopher age 7)

    11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it
    makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

    12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two
    divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each
    other. (Becky age 8)

    13) On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when
    she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again
    because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)