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Child place drinks.

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I must admit, that I am fond of Mojitos, and a tall gin and tonic after cutting the grass is nice too.
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i was at the bar the other day, with about 7 other people (7 strangers, i dont have friends). This guy beside me says something real loud, but it was stupid, so no one paid attention to him. So he said it again, but louder. Everyone ignores him again.

So he looks at me and says "Well ya'll are a bunch of friendly mother ****ers!"

So I leaned slightly toward the gentleman and showed my teeth and growled very slightly and then went back to my beer drinking and ignoring him.

I then heard him say to the bar tender "**** him! (talking about me) gimme a malibu and 7".

I looked up at the bar tender, and the tender says to the guy "are you ****ing serious?"

and then I snorted.

Malibu & 7 = childplace drink.
 

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mint juleps with wild turkey 101.
 

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norm357;11487466 said:
Mint juleps = teh ghey.
mint juleps = you in the bathroom on the receiving end of a glory hole.
 

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Beer when I drink, which is pretty much poker night or whenever it's 9pm and I have to write a paper by tomorrow (morale > typos).

Maybe a whiskey sour once a year. I don't care for liquor.
 

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Hmmm, caught the title of this quickly and thought the thread was "Child Place Stinks" :rofl:
 
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