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Chickens

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 3, 2003.

  1. okie

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    A farmer's wife was at her lawyer's getting advice
    about a divorce.

    "He makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr. Jones," said
    the wife to the lawyer.

    "How do you mean?"

    "Well, Mr. Jones, this morning I was looking at the chickens
    when he crept up behind me and had me from behind!"

    "Chickens? Mrs. Smith? I didn't know you kept chickens."

    "We don't, Mr. Jones. This was in the supermarket."