Chicken Soup For The Beer Drinker

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Zeker, Oct 1, 2002.

  1. Zeker


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    Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." - by Jack Handy

    I feel sorry for people who don't drink. Cause when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.- Frank Sinatra

    An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.- Ernest Hemingway

    A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.--W.C. Fields

    When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!! -- Stephen Wright

    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! -- Brian O'Rourke

    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

    Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Barry

    Beer: "Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!!..." Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. CLM

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    Feb 21, 2002
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