Chicken Farmer

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  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.

    The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

    He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence." Continuing, he said "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

    "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.

    "What a coincidence." the man says again.

    They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

    "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

    "What a coincidence," the man says for the third time. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

    "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

    "I switched roosters," he replied.

    "What a coincidence," she said.