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Cheesy Gun Jokes Anyone?

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by BooneHomes, Mar 26, 2010.

  1. BooneHomes

    BooneHomes

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    Please add a joke if you got one. no joke too cheesy!!!

    Grandma Gotta Gun

    An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car, scumbags !"

    The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.

    She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.

    She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.

    The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun.
     
  2. american lockpicker

    american lockpicker License to Il

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  3. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    How do you clean a LOADED gun???

    I want to know.

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