We need an A list celebrity willing to speak his mind without any constrainsts placed on him by political correctness and morals. If we could get Charlie to support the 2nd amendment we would not have to worry about Ted. Additionally, Charlie would have an even better in with the Secret Service than Ted. Charlie likes hookers. So does the Secret Service. Ted is a b list guy with a low rated show on channel 100 and something on your cable box. Charlie is an A lister on tv every day, and a new show coming out. Ted is an aging rocker opening for other aging rockers. Charlie is a Warlock. How cool is that? If yelling, caused by medication, legal or illegal doesn't work, cast a spell. Ted hunts wild animals, sometimes even within the law. Charlie has Tiger Blood, making him a wild animal. I just don't see a downside.