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chapstick origins

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Apr 15, 2004.

  1. ChuteTheMall

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    THE ORIGIN OF CHAPSTICK


    An old Oklahoma cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.
    The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the
    cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in
    front of the sheriff.

    "Howdy, stranger."

    "Howdy, Sheriff."

    The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail,
    and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's
    tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of
    the saloon.

    "Hold on, Mister..."

    "Sheriff?"

    "Did I just see what I think I just saw?"

    "Reckon you did, Sheriff, I got me some powerful chapped lips."

    "And that cures them?"

    "Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em."