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"Chanel, $150 an ounce."

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  1. Blitzer

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    A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce."

    On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce."

    The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."

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