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Champagne Anyone?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Sep 9, 2005.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    Chicken farmer Sut went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and ordered a glass of champagne.

    The woman perked up and said "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

    He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence." Continuing, he said "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

    "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" said the woman.

    "What a coincidence." said Sut. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

    "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

    "What a coincidence," said Sut. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

    "That's great!" said the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

    "I switched cocks," Sut replied.

    "What a coincidence," she said.