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Chain Letter

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by MooseJaw, Feb 7, 2003.

  1. MooseJaw

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    > > This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing
    > > relief to other tired and
    > > discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters; this
    > > one doesn't cost anything!
    > >
    > > Just send a copy of this letter to five of your
    > > friends who are equally
    > > tired and discontented.
    > >
    > > Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send
    > > her to the man whose
    > > name appears at the top of the following list, and
    > > add your name to the
    > > bottom of the list.
    > >
    > > When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women.
    > > One of them is bound
    > > to be better than the one you already have.
    > >
    > > At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine has
    > > already received
    > > 184 women, of whom four were worth keeping.
    > >
    > > REMEMBER this chain brings luck.
    > >
    > > One man's pit bull died, and the next day he
    > > received a Playboy playmate.
    > >
    > > An unmarried Spanish man living with his widowed
    > > mother was able to choose

    > > between a Hooter's waitress and a Hollywood super
    > > model.
    > >
    > > You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!
    > >
    > > One man broke the chain and got his wife back again!
    > >
    > > Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the
    > > bottom of the list
    > > below!
    > >
    > > Bill Clinton
    > > 780 3rd Ave
    > > New York, NY 10017
    > >
    > > Billy Clinton
    > > 780 3rd Ave
    > > New York, NY 10017
    > >
    > > Billie Clinton
    > > 780 3rd Ave
    > > New York, NY 10017
    > >
    > > B. Clinton
    > > 780 3rd Ave
    > > New York, NY 10017
    > >
    > > William Jefferson Clinton
    > > 780 3rd Ave
    > > New York, NY 10017
    > >
    > > W. Jefferson Clinton
    > > 780 3rd Ave
    > > New York, NY 10017
    > >
    > > W. Jeff Clinton
    > > 780 3rd Ave
    > > New York, NY 10017
    > >
    > > W. J. Clinton
    > > 780 3rd Ave
    > > New York, NY 10017
    > >
    > > W. Clinton
    > > 780 3rd Ave
    > > New York, NY
    > >
    > > 10017 William J Clinton
    > > 780 3rd Ave
    > > New York, NY 10017
    > >
    > > Wilhelm Clinton
    > > 780 3rd Ave

    > > New York, NY 10017
    > >
    > > Willie Clinton
    > > 780 3rd Ave
    > > New York, NY 10017
    > >
    > > Will Clinton
    > > 780 3rd Ave
    > > New York, NY 10017
    > >
    > > Mr. Hillary Clinton
    > > 780 3rd Ave
    > > New York, NY 10017
    > >
    > > Mr. Slick Willie Clinton
    > > 780 3rd Ave
    > > New York, NY 10017
    > >