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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 6, 2007.

  1. okie

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    Five-year-old Becky answered the door when the census taker came by. She told
    the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home because he was
    performing an appendectomy.
    "My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl.
    Do you know what it means?"
    "Sure! Fifteen-hundred bucks, and that don’t even include the
    anesthesiologist!"