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Census Taker

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 7, 2004.

  1. okie

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    THE CENSUS TAKER...

    Five and half year-old Jennie answered the door when the census taker came
    by.

    She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home
    because he was performing an appendectomy.

    "My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little
    girl. Do you know what it means?"

    "Oh, Sure! Fifteen-hundred bucks straight up. Of course, that
    doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!"