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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, May 6, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear

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    > MAN: "Hello"
    > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    > MAN: "Yes"
    > WOMAN: "I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's
    > only $1,000. Can I buy it?"
    > MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much"
    > WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2003
    > models. I saw one I really liked."
    > MAN: "How much?"
    > WOMAN: "$60,000"
    > MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options"
    > WOMAN: "Great! One more thing....The house we wanted last year is
    > back on the market. They're only asking $450,000"
    > MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer $420,000."
    > WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
    > MAN: "Bye, I love you too"
    >
    > The man hangs up.
    >
    > The other men are looking at him in astonishment.
    >
    > Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
    >
    ;i