Cause of death? Eating too much bacon

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  1. ChuteTheMall

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    Bacon is the fruit of life.
     

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    Written by a bunch of p***ies.
     
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    Cause of death? = life.
     
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    Bacon is the REAL reason the "refugees" are leaving all those Muslim countries. The word got back to the brothers in Syria and Iraq, that bacon is glue that holds the seeds to a great life...

    Besides, who wants flaccid arteries? :supergrin:
     
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    Hmm, 72 virgins or 72 years of eating bacon.... tough choice.
     
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    I like Bacon.............and I lube my bullets with the grease.
     
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    But it's so damn good!! Years ago we raised some hogs, on my BIL and sisters farm. We had slab bacon, pretty lean for a pig, and I would slice pieces an inch thick and fry them low and slow. I called them bacon steaks. Hash browns, eggs and biscuits, that's what I'm talking bout.
     
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    The only reason "eating too much bacon" would be a cause of death would be if you choked on it.

    So much disputed things in that report.

    Millions of vegetarians die each year, therefore eating fruits & vegetables is bad for you.

    I would rather drop dead suddenly at 70 with most of my faculties from eating bacon, than live to 100 being a vegan, with the last 20 years not being able to enjoy life due to disabilities.

    If your life is not worth living (enjoyable), it is not worth living, period.
     
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    Sometimes I wonder if there should be a Bacon sub forum here.

    The mere mention of Bacon seems to spawn some lengthy discussions around here.
     
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    Just more East coast liberals doing backbends to please Muslims.
     
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    The article says "Chicago".

    This is what Chicago is worried about........
    Death from too much Bacon......

    I would have thought that bullets from ghetto thugs would rate higher on the scale of "worries" than Bacon...

    After all, it's Chicago!
     
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    Not it's not :)
     
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    Yea? Well I just talked to bacon and bacon says to tell everyone he was framed.
     
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    My favorite sammich....BLT. I always tell them to hold the "L" and "T", and instead put on extra bacon. Never met a strip of bacon I didn't like, unless it's in my panties of course.
     
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    Also makes a great hair gel, and all the dogs you run across, will follow you like the Pied Piper.
     
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    holyjohnson probably on theboresite.com right now.

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    all the "good" stuff is`nt food,that s what food eats.
    no i`m gonna eat the bacon.