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Catholic Gasoline

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by hankhan, Aug 31, 2006.

  1. hankhan

    hankhan Guest

    Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her
    rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck
    would have it, a gas station was just a block away.

    She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The
    attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out,
    but she could wait until it was returned.

    Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait
    and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that
    she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.

    Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it
    with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

    As she was pouring the gas into he r tank, two men watched from across
    the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts,
    I'm turning Catholic."
     
  2. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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    That's funny because I'm Catholic and a home health nurse