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Catch the train

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 3, 2005.

  1. okie

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    The train was just starting to pull out of the station when a young man came running up, tossed his valise on the platform of the last car, and struggled aboard....as he stood there bent over, panting for breath,
    the old conductor said, "Son, you should be in better shape...why, when I was your age, I could catch a train by a gnat's whisker, after running the length of the concourse, and never be out of breath!"
    The man straightened , glared at the old fellow, and said, "Old man, I missed this train at the last station!"