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Cat story for y'all

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by SoDFW Jason, Jul 23, 2003.

  1. SoDFW Jason

    SoDFW Jason Slow Hillbilly

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    You don't have to own a cat for this one...


    A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a
    night light, turned on the answering machine, covered their pet parakeet
    and put the cat in the backyard.

    They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived
    and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had
    put out into the yard scoots back into the house.

    They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to
    eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside
    to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

    The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty so she
    explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon and that
    "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

    A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
    long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid ***** was hiding under the bed.
    Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to
    wrap her up in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I
    hauled her fat *** downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

    The cabdriver hit a parked car...