You think you know physics. You think you know cats. However, the laws of physics don't always apply to cats. "Cats and Physics" 1 - Law of Cat Inertia: A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. 2 - Law of Cat Motion: A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. 3 - Law of Cat Magnetism: All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric. 4 - Law of Cat Thermodynamics: Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat. 5 - Law of Cat Stretching: A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken. 6 - Law of Cat Sleeping: All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat. 7 - Law of Cat Elongation: A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it. 8 - Law of Cat Acceleration: A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop. 9 - Law of Dinner Table Attendance: Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served. 10 - Law of Rug Configuration: No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long. 11 - Law of Obedience Resistance: A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something. 12 - First Law of Energy Conservation: Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible. 13 - Second Law of Energy Conservation: Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping. 14 - Law of Refrigerator Observation: If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat. 15 - Law of Electric Blanket Attraction: Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light. 16 - Law of Random Comfort Seeking: A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room. 17 - Law of Bag / Box Occupancy: All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond. 18 - Law of Cat Embarrassment: A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter. 19 - Law of Milk Consumption: A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can. 20 - Law of Furniture Replacement: A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture. 21 - Law of Cat Landing: A cat will always land in the softest place possible. 22 - Law of Fluid Displacement: A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed. 23 - Law of Cat Disinterest: A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him. 24 - Law of Pill Rejection: Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity. 25 - Law of Cat Composition: A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.