Cat cut his self!

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  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    This cat at the salt mine where I work needed to cut something and he asked if he could borrow my knife. I handed him my knife and he ended up cuttin his self along with the rope he was cuttin. He said Holy crap that knife is sharp, what the hell do you do sit at your house and do nothing but sharpen this damn thing. I reckon you gotta be careful if you wanna borrow my knife:rofl::rofl:
     
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    I clicked on this thread thinking it would be about emo cats.

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    Ol Timer ↓ hog hunter ↓ Millennium Member

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    "that knife is sharp"

    When people say that to me, I reply "It's a kniife."

    What knife do you carry, okie?
     
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    CU4X4N 5th of November

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    Did you offer to pee on his wound? It's the only way to neutralize the poison from the wound :rofl:
     
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    Those cats...The curiosity will kill them.
     
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    He cut his self with my Leatherman Multi tool, I also carry a SOG Trident:supergrin:
     
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    okie GT Mayor

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    No I didn't:rofl::rofl:
     
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    This:rofl::rofl:
     
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    And I thought you were talking about a real cat. I'm glad no real cat got hurt.
     
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    No real cats was hurt:rofl::rofl:
     
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    What is with people? You hand a man a knife and tell him "It's sharp" and then they act shocked when it cuts stuff (including them).

    Did you ask for his man card? lol
     
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    I didn't ask for his man card, I should have though:rofl::rofl:
     
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    I wondered how he accomplished the task not having opposing thumbs? :dunno: :cat:
     
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    Whew,
    PETA was on high alert for a minute there! :rofl:
     
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    To hell with PETA:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    wjv Zip It Stan Lee.. . .

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    And the thread right under yours was: "Lawsuit of the day". . . .
    For a moment, I thought the two threads were related. . .
     
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    Your avatar hero was drooling when he saw the title of this thread. Very disappointed now. Big let down!
     
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    I hope the cat don't sue:shocked::faint: