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Cat Burglar...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by robomanusa, May 11, 2004.

  1. robomanusa

    robomanusa

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    I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.

    I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC, SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.
    I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL TO THE BACK DOOR.

    I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.

    I OPENED THE DOOR AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.

    I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE WHERE I HEARD HIM STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.


    I TURNED THE CORNER AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE.


    I YELLED, "HANDS UP!" AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME.


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    LMAO
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    So I blew kitty guts all over the wall.