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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 4, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.

    In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself. He got out his hammer and flattened the hump.

    As he was cleaning up, the lady came in.

    "Here," she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway."

    "Now," she said, "if only I could find my parakeet."
     
  2. KaTooM

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    Always sniff the carpet before hammering it...
     

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    jtull7 Pistolero CLM

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    Okie: That is the funniest joke you have ever posted.
     
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    Nicko GTDS FOR LIFE

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    Oh man, that one was good okie :rofl:
     
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    BexarWolf Got Milk?

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    THIS should be on a bumper sticker. :rofl:
     
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    metro273 Glock 19 Rocks!

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    :thanks::supergrin: