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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 19, 2006.

  1. okie

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    Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they
    learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is
    for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at
    me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then
    says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a
    valentine to?"

    "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in
    shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
    could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think
    that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
    And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love
    everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
    everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
    Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
    pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I
    know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines
    could blow the crap out of him."