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Car Thieves

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 28, 2004.

  1. okie

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    CAR THIEVES


    Police Officer O'Leary is cruising around in his patrol car one night.
    He is on the lookout for trouble. He sees two little old ladies in the
    front seat of a Chevrolet convertible, parked in "Honest Dave's" used
    car lot.

    The car lot is closed, so O'Leary drives up alongside the Chevy
    and asks, "Are you two ladies trying to steal this car?"

    "Certainly not," says one of the ladies, "we purchased the car this
    afternoon."

    "Well," says the cop, "why don't you start it up and drive out of here?"

    "We don't drive," replies the other little old lady. "And besides we are
    waiting. We were told that if we bought a car here we would get
    screwed."